You walk into an empty one-hitter unisex bathroom and you discover that the seat was left down and doused in yellow pee droplets - as in a torrential downpour but with piss instead of acid rain. There may or may not also be a standalone urinal in there. And if there's not and all you went in there for was to pee (or pish as mom would say), then ordinarily you'd undoubtedly raise the seat with your shoe (or a paper towel or loads of T.P. if you have sandals on like I do 97% of the time) and do your thing. But then this thought strikes you: "What if I waltz outta this nasty boxed room and a lady is standing outside waiting to go next? Then she's gonna think I just did that damage on the seat!"
I suppose I could just leave the seat up, but that kinda goes against my programming considering I lived with a chick post-college for several years and we shared 1 bathroom. Now you could clean up some other douche-bayg's pissy mess but that's eff'ing gross, or you could just leave said urine on said seat and simply risk walking out and getting a dirty look later on because of some previous assholamillo's dickiness.
Stuck in a quandary. I'm just gonna stay in here til the bar closes.
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