I love that a tweet of mine which included the words 'college' and 'university' illicited a spambot tweet response with a link where I can find nearby places to get a fake I.D. Spam is taking on a whole new chapter now. That's great. Fortunately I'm no longer short of a good fake ID when in need of one, but there was a time when I did need said identification. I did have a fake ID for my college years, but it was a Maryland driver's license and I lived in California, and the guy was 6 years older than me and 50 pounds heavier and 4 inches taller and had a goatee (which isn't exactly my steez). It worked a few times. Didn't work a couple. But ultimately I didn't chance it too often for fear of rejection. Why am I not surprised that that's where this post just ended.
Sincerely, wa waa waaaaaaa
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