Scene - post-dinner conversation as mom sifts thru the guide listings on the TV for her favorite primetime shows (Tuesdays during the summer is always a big night for their demographic, or more like them specifically) and notices that Hell's Kitchen will not be on during its regularly scheduled slot next to Master Chef because tonight's M.C. is a special 2 HOUR episode. The reaction goes as follows...
Mom (venting): I hate how Master Chef stretches it out so much. I time it now.
Dad (more worked up): Oh and America's Got Talent doesn't stretch it out?! If that guy waits any longer to make the winner announcements... I COULD DIE.
[Sidenote: that result would probably bum him out even more so considering his current manifestation is to croak while working at his desk in the office. So no, he doesn't plan to retire.]
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